Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Christian One Liners

I got a cute email from my sister the other day. It is called "Christian One Liners".

Don't let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited Until you try to sit in their pews.
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Many folks want to serve God, But only as advisers.
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It is easier to preach ten sermons Than it is to live one.
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When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there.
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People are funny; they want the front of the bus, Middle of the road, and back of the church.
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Opportunity may knock once, But temptation bangs on the front door forever.
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If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has.
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God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?
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Stop, Drop, and Roll won't work in Hell.
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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.





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